Q: Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
A: Because he ate his food before it was cool.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: You wouldn’t know, it’s kind of an obscure number
Q: How do you drown a hipster?
A: In the mainstream.
Q: Why did the hipster leave his oceanside mansion?
A: It was too current.
Q: How much does a hipster weigh?
A: An instagram.
Q: Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
A: He drank low fat non whip frapp before it was cool.
Q: How do you kill a hipster?
A: Stab it with a Pitchfork
Q: What do you get if you cross a hipster with a vampire?
A: Count swagula.
Q: Who was the First Hipster?
A: You've probably never heard of him.
Q: What do you call a hipster with a speech impediment?
A: Mumblr.
Q: Why do hipsters love ice?
A: Because ice was water before it was cool.
Q: Why are all the ugly chicks hipsters?
A: Because beauty is just too Mainstream!
Q: Why do hipsters only use the microwave.
A: They don’t like conventional ovens.
Q: How many hipsters can you get into a phone booth?
A: One, any more and it would be too mainstream.
Q: Why do hipsters love using the subway?
A: Because its underground.
Q: What do you get when you combine a Starbucks and Yoga class?
A: I don’t know, but there’s probably a hipster close by.
Q: What do you call a shy, soft-spoken hipster?
A: mumblr
Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist?
A: Cool music!
Q: Why are farmers cooler than Hipsters?
A: Farmers can go a day without their Pitchfork
Q: What happens when a Hipster falls?
A: They Tumblr